The Dallas Cowboys are out of control right now, but the Dallas Cowboys Merchandise is still the best in the NFL, like the Dallas Cowboys Superbowl Jackets. Newly drafted Felix Jones and quarterback Tony Romo are sure to ensure that Dallas Cowboy Merchandise remains at the top for many years to come, and newly acquired Roy Williams will as well.
If success was measured on the field, we would have a different story. How do the Dallas Cowboys get away with having a 40-year-old backup quarterback in Brad Johnson and not being as prepared to play? Brad Johnson made me feel like he shouldn’t be a Dallas Cowboys fan anymore. This guy was a Superbowl winner with Tampa. At 40 years old, I don’t expect him to have the strength of a rookie, however, I do expect him to be game-ready and able to pass in the 10- to 20-yard range with precision.
I don’t know what’s up with my teams, but they sure have a knack for not doing anything right lately. First the NY Mets, now this. I saw the Dallas Cowboys put on one of the worst performances in NFL history, for a team that was picked to win the Superbowl, I just don’t see it! Trust me every Dallas Cowboys Superbowl jacket I owned was at risk of being ripped apart! But I came to my senses.
How come fat boy Bum Phillips doesn’t have these Dallas Cowboys ready to win a game in St. Louis against the crappy Rams? I don’t even want to hear how well the St. Louis Rams played yesterday. Any football team, on any given Sunday when given 6 chances, with a great position in the opposite field, will get 34 points.
Stephen Jackson is a 240 pound stallion racer, yes he is! He can have his 60 yard run for a touchdown, most running backs will find a big gap if they get the ball 20 or 30 times, but even a mediocre math person like me knows that will never add up to 34!
Wade Phillips, get this damn team ready to play every Sunday, or get out of Dallas. It was said in the NFL that your specialty was defense, show me something please! How the hell are we going to beat the NY Football Giants, when all you can really hope for is a split with them anyway? We really didn’t have to beat the Philadelphia Eagles and most true fans know that. The Cincinnati Bengals almost beat us and probably could have if they had a real head coach of their own. The Washington Redskins did, and so did the Arizona Cardinals.
Tony Romo, take advantage of this downtime that you and your little finger have now and let’s get back to basics, what made you you! See the ball, run with the ball. That and only that will magically make the plays you need appear. Also, can you get some help on how to get the ball in, so that every time you throw it, you don’t miss THE BALL? Dude, I love your taste in women, I really do, but can you leave the Simpson girl until we work this out? It’s the manly thing to do… Stop being so selfish and for once think about those of us who don’t have it and only have Dallas Cowboys football and a warm Dallas Cowboys Superbowl jacket.
