Penises, like all living things, give off a scent. However, some dicks have a serious case of ’70s funk. There are several reasons why a perfectly normal penis can rapidly transform into a stinky penis in what seems like seconds. Here is a list of professionals on how to get rid of penis odor.
How To Get Rid Of Penis Odor: #1 Observe Pee Etiquette
First, let’s talk about all men who pee (which should be pretty much all of them). A milkshake may not be right, guys. After urinating, clean the penis, otherwise small drops of urine will reach the underwear. The penis is then baked by the heat from the groin and those little drops of urine turn into one big stink fest.
For gentlemen who sport an uncut penis, be sure to pull back the foreskin when urinating to prevent urine from getting under the foreskin and causing irritation and a not-so-fragrant smell.
How to Get Rid of Penis Smell: #2 Trim the Tree
Pubic hair traps all kinds of things like bacteria, oils, urine, and other fluids and emissions. By keeping your hair trimmed, there’s less to preserve for less-than-stellar scents. It looks good too.
How to Get Rid of Penis Odor: #3 Have a Sex Talk BEFORE Sex
Sexually transmitted infections can definitely lead to a stinky penis, among other much more serious consequences. Having a sex talk with a partner before sexual contact. If a partner appears to have symptoms of an STI and has not disclosed it, discontinue contact immediately.
How to Get Rid of Penis Odor: Condom and Lube Check #4!
Be sure to continue to practice safe sex beyond the very important conversation as recommended in #1. #3. Always use condoms that protect against STIs when you have intimate sex. Also, be sure to use a water-based lubricant when lubricant is required. Oil-based lubricant and homemade lubricant, also known as saliva, can introduce bacteria to the penis.
How to Get Rid of Penis Odor: #5 Protocol After Sex
After doing the wild thing, run to the bathroom to give your Jolly Roger a good clean. This helps remove bacteria and irritants from the penis, as well as any…ummm…additional emissions that may be left behind.
How to Get Rid of Penis Odor: #6 Relax…Your Drawers That’s It
For most men, their penis is hidden in their underwear or even pants most hours of the day. That means your sausage and beans spend a lot of time marinating in a hot, sweaty, smelly environment. Be sure to invest in good quality cotton underwear or equally good dry absorbent underwear to dry the area. Also, tight whites don’t need to be tight, in fact, they shouldn’t be. Give the penis some room to air out and hang out. Not only does this prevent a stinky penis, but it also protects against peripheral nerve damage.
How To Get Rid Of Penis Odor: #7 Check For Infection
Some non-STI infections can cause a man’s nose to become sunken. Things like urinary tract infections and yeast infections give off a bad smell and can be quite painful and dangerous. Urinary tract infections occur when bacteria have found their way into the urinary tract and often take on a fishy odor. Yeast infections occur when there is an overgrowth of natural yeast in the body and is characterized by a musty odor. See a doctor for diagnosis and treatment if this is a first time violation.
How to Get Rid of Penis Odor: #8 Have a Daily Hygiene Regimen
We save the best for last! Clean that member, sir! Clean the penis daily (more if needed) with warm water and a mild cleanser. Be sure to retract the foreskin and gently but thoroughly wash the entire area. When finished, rinse well. Pat dry with a soft towel (never rub) or air dry.
Next, apply a specially shaped penis health cream. (Health professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which has been clinically proven to be safe and gentle on the skin) to the area. Creams like this include essential nutrients like vitamin A, which is an antibacterial agent, and vitamin C, which promotes healthy cell function, collagen formation, and cools the penis. Add to that various other vitamins and amino acids to strengthen skin and increase blood flow, all wrapped in silky shea butter and moisture-locking vitamin E. No one will accuse a man who follows this regimen of having a stinky penis over and over again!
