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6 surefire ways to make your penis look smaller?

There are three categories of penis sizes:


2. medium and

3. “Oh my God!”

But this article will not address the subject of God, with all due respect. Instead, let’s take a look at how to make your penis smaller.

Less? Big may seem incredible, but small is cute. Even if you belong to the big camp, to get there, you have to know where NOT to go, right?

So here are 6 ways to make your penis smaller …

1. Gain a lot of weight, especially around the abdomen and the public bone area.

….. looks as fat as possible. Have you seen a fat man with a big penis? No. The reason is that the visible part of the penis is partially hidden by fat folds. Fat look, small look.

2. Never cut your audience, in fact, make it grow

…. having a lot of public hair can hide part of the shaft of the penis and make the penis appear smaller. Be as furry as you can. Take hair tonic, apply hair growth cream, whatever. Hariy is cool, furry is small

3. Eat lots of foods high in cholesterol.

… eating a lot of foods high in cholesterol will clog your arteries and block blood flow. So what’s up? Less and less blood will travel to the tissues of your penis, resulting in weaker and smaller erections. As the penis gets used to small erections, its size will naturally shrink. Bingo, a smaller penis

4. Never exercise

… exercise makes your heart pump harder and your blood flow harder. Why would you want that? This will strengthen your erections and make your penis appear larger. No, never exercise if you want to look small and cute

5. Avoid pornography

… and any other sexual stimulus. You don’t want to wake up your poor member and make it get up and grow. Avoid all sexual thoughts and keep yourself small.

6. Live like a monk

…. this is a bit iffy since no one, as no one has actually seen a monk with a small penis, or a large one for that matter. Regardless, logic tells us that living like a monk will ensure that your member remains quiet and small.

There you go, 6 ways to make your penis appear smaller. You can do it if you try.

Look at it another way, these are 6 ways to lose your lover. That? Don’t you want to lose your lover? Then just do the opposite.

Or if you really want to get the Holy Grail of getting bigger, try reading more on the topic of getting bigger instead of smaller.

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